PROFESSIONAL AUDIO REPAIR
& ORGAN SERVICE Since 1982 |
Ross became intrigued with electronics at an early age, despite several
high-voltage mishaps. He obtained his radio license in 1961 having successfully
bamboozled the FCC into believing he actually knew something. In the US Air Force
he graduated from the PMEL school and proceeded to calibrate and repair more electronic
measuring devices than he cares to remember. Returning to civilian life, he became an
itinerant musician practicing his own brand of syncopation (an irregular beat from bar to bar)
After tiring of the glamor & glitter of stardom, he decided to combine his love of electronics
and music by establishing a shop to repair professional musical equipment. RossTronics
opened in 1982 in Durango CO; and moved to Colorado Springs in 1993.
This affords him the opportunity to help "keep the music going"
and hob-nob with real musicians.
Herb Trantham (enigmatic co-conspirator) was born at a very young age.
He became interested in electronics after discovering he was ineligible
to become the Sheik of Araby. After graduating from the US navy, he
concentrated on organ repair for many years – only avoiding spleens and
gallbladders. He then worked overseas designing analog and digital
circuits for aspiring inventors of dubious sensibilities. Tiring of
this demanding and demeaning endeavor, he returned to his native soil
to resume his curative activities, specializing in keyboards and
galactic warp drives. He may be contacted at
hbtservices.com for on-site organ service, piano tuning, and other
feats of prestidigitation.
Joan (Office Manager) was born in England, raised in Scotland, spent twenty
years in Germany, and moved to the US in 1991. She recently attained her US
citizenship, much to the chagrin of the State Department. Having worked for
several international corporations, she decided to waste her talents managing
the business affairs at RossTronics. She is available through her company,
Peereless Services, to assist other businesses with office management and
bookkeeping, having become QuickBooks certified. She is also available for
German translations and sophisticated voice-over projects.
Pooh-Bear (Über-Woofer) has an extensive background in tracking and
herding, which eminently qualifies him to head up our Collections
Department. He has been known to detect delinquent accounts from a
great distance, doggedly pursuing them, relentlessly hounding them,
until they’re licked. Inquiries concerning cinematic roles, TV
appearances or modeling shoots should be directed to his talent agency.